thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(via iwasrepeals)

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

(via hotboyproblems)

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

(via retiredjesus)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via heart)

gnarly:

WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES

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(via pinkfluffyunicornonarainbow)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(via shouldnt)

prejaculate:

probably no one thought about me today

(via legalmexican)

centifolias:

take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room

(via crunchier)